Linggo, Marso 20, 2011

Don't Quit

When things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill.
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
and you want to smile but you have to sigh.
When care is pressing you down a bit,
rest if you must but don't you quit.
Success is failure turned inside out,
the silver line of the clouds of doubt,
And now you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems afar.
So stick in the fight when you're hardest hit,
It's when things go wrong that you mustn't quit.

"Commit to the Lord
whatever you do, and
your plans will succeed."
PROVERBS 16:3

Linggo, Marso 13, 2011

ALWAYS HAVE A DREAM

Forget about the days when it's been cloudy,
but don't forget your hours in the sun.
Forget about the times you've been defeated,
but don't forget the victories you've won.
Forget about the mistakes that you can't change now,
but don't forget the lessons that you've learned.
Forget about misfortunes you've encountered,
but don't forget the times your luck has turned.
Forget about the days when you've been lonely,
but don't forget the friendly smiles you've seen.
Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right,
but don't forget to always have a dream.

TRIVIA

A man entered a cockpit paying P10.00 entrance fee. He bet all his money and won. His money was doubled. He goes out and paid another P10.00 for exit fee. Again, he entered a cockpit and paid P10.00 entrance fee. He bet all his money, won, and doubled his money. He left the cockpit and paid P10.00 exit fee. He entered the third cockpit, do the same and the same happen. He paid entrance fee, bet all, won, money was doubled, left and pay exit fee.
After he left the last cockpit, the man has no more money.
Question: How much was his money before he entered the first cockpit?

QUOTES

  • "I learned early in my life that I need to walk before I can climb..."
  • FAMILY FACES ARE MAGIC MIRRORS...
         LOOKING AT PEOPLE WHO BELONG TO US,
         WE SEE THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE.
         WE MAKE THE DISCOVERIES ABOUT "OURSELVES"...
  • ACHIEVMENT IS THE CONQUEST OF ADVENTURE IN A CHILD'S HEART...
  • The trail is a thing; not the end of the trail. Travel too fast and you will miss all you are traveling.
  • You can't stay mad to someone who made you "laugh"...
  • A great masterpiece always starts with a single note.
  • To receive a present handsomely and in a right spirit, even when you have none to give in return, is to give in return...
  • Choose the life that is most useful and habit will make it the most agreeable.
  • A person who wants to lead the orchestra, must turn his back on the crowd...
  • Nothing ages so quickly than yesterday's vision of the future...
  • We are never prepared for what we expect.
  • If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else...
  • Life is something that everyone should try at least once...
  • We are made to persist... that's how we found out "who" we are...
  • You can have it all... But you can't have it all at once..
  • Life has no rehearsals; only performances.
  • When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle was wrought in our life, or in the life of another...
  • You have to be FIRST, BEST or DIFFERENT.
  • Anyone with money to burn will always find himself surrounded by people with matches...

JOKE LANG...!

1. Lahat ng problema may solusyon. Kapag walang solusyon, wag mo na problemahin.
2. Always remember na kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila.
3. Hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend, ang iba sa kanila may boyfriend.
4. You wouldn't know how sweet life could be, unless you've taste somebody.
5. Don't make the same mistake twice. Madami pang ibang kasalanan, try mo naman yung iba.
6. There's always tomorrow, kaya magtira ka ng trabaho para bukas.

Kalokohan Poem Ever Made

Mahal kita todo todo
Walang break, walang preno
Mabangga man ako sa kanto
Ikaw pa rin ang mahal ko

Sa dahon ng gumamela
Bulaklak ng sampaguita
Doon mo makikita
Ang salitang mahal kita

Mahal kita sa Tagalog
I love you sa English
143 sa Mathematics
Ewan ko lang sa Physics

Tubig is water
Ilog is river
Combine it together
I LOVE YOU FOREVER

Linggo, Marso 6, 2011

MIND TWIST

1. Assume that there are 5 billion (5,000,000,000) people in the whole world. 
Question: Estimate the product if we multily the number of fingers in their left hand.
(Hint: All types of people are included.)

2. Arrange eight eight's(8's) to have 1,000.
(Hint: You can use any basic mathematical operations.)

3. Using two dice, how many ways can you throw the dice in order that the sum of the two dice is an even number?

4. There are ten person in a room for a meeting. Count how many hand shakes can they make using their right hand.

5. You have to make 3 hot cakes. Your oil has the capacity to cook for 3 minutes. Your frying pan has the capacity to cook two (2) hot cakes at a time. One face of the hot cake will take one (1) minute to finish and the other face is onother one (1) minute to finish.
Question: How can you make 3 hot cakes?

DIARY

Kadalasan ang diary ang pinakatatago nating gamit kasi doon nakasulat ang ating mga saloobin, nararamdaman, sikreto at mga problema kahit hindi niya ito kayang masolusyunan. Tingin ko sa buong mundo siya lang ang mapagkakatiwalaan ko. Dahil hindi niya ipagsasabi kahit kanino ang mga bagay-bagay na ipinagkakatiwala ko sa kanya.

Ang diary kahit simpleng bagay lang siya, malaki ang naitutulong niya sa iba... dahil kung hindi sa kanya, hindi giginhawa o gagaan ang kanilang damdamin, dahil lahat ng sama ng loob, pangarap at kaligayahan nila... sinulat na nila! Para bang flinush mo na yung --- mo sa inidoro at parang log-in at log-out sa mga bawat araw na lumilipas.

DIARY, DIARY, sa iba ikaw ang kanilang daily inquiry.

WHAT IF?

If I'm not born...
If I'm rich...
If the time is reversed...
If we're walking upside down...
If there is no sun...
If the moon is violet...
If there were no laws...
If the gravity is zero...
If the apes are higher than us...
If we have peanut size brains...
If I'm not normal...
If my existence is of no purpose...
If no one cares for me...
If no one loves me...

Probably,
Life would be different.
I can't make the world go round...
But, I can make "MY"
world for "i"...

WHAT IF THERE IS A PERFECT "i"...
BUT... "i" DO NOT KNOW WHO
"i" was...
WHAT IF?...

TEACHER

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps talking even when people are no longer interested?

Students: A TEACHER!

Teacher: Wow funny!... Anak kayo ng nanay nyo!!! GET 1 WHOLE SHEET OF MANILA PAPER!!! LONG QUIZ BACK TO BACK..!!